There is absolutely nothing to look at here.<br />
So it's probably better if you leave.<br /><br />

No really, I don't mind you staying about.<br /> 
But there is simply nothing to do here.<br /><br />

Once there was a flash page here, made that to learn flash.<br />
It was quite ugly though.<br /> 
This black text on a white background is way better.<br />
So imagine the ugliness.<br /><br /> 

It also had small previews in the menu.<br />
Was all just a hack though, with pre-screenshotted images.<br />
If I'd redo it I should probably redo it with a real preview.<br />
Or well, a cache from every week or so.<br /><br />

Not that this homepage is really used a lot.<br />
Probably not at all, as you might've noticed by now.<br />
If you made it this far into my story I must applaud you.<br />
You are the most time wasting person on this earth.<br />
I mean you could've made money instead of reading this.<br />
Actually be a productive member of society, you know?<br />
But no, lets stay here and read this meaningful text.<br />
How do you live with yourself with that attitude?<br />
You might need to seek some help. No really.<br />
Professionals can help you get on the right track again.<br />
Have a purpose in life, find something to do.<br />
Besides reading useless texts on an obscure homepage, that is.<br />
Think about it.<br /><br />

Really think about it.<br />
It could be a life saver.